every Christmas that you see a yard display featuring Mary, Joseph,
Jesus, Santa, a reindeer and a bunny, not to mention 2 spiral
Christmas trees. God got me though. As I got out to take the photo my
cell phone secretly unclipped itself from my waist and landed in the
wet street. I got a call the next day from a policeman who found it.
Alas, it was drowned and could not be resusitated but at least I found
out what happened to it instead of thinking somebody was out there
using it to call Santa or Mary or Joseph or Jesus...
